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DAY 777: Thursday, 4/24/14

April 24th 2014 5:59 pm
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Bob and I got one of our buddies to take some new pictures of us. Bob posted this one on his profile on one of those sites where guys try to meet other guys. Since then, Bob’s been getting lots more visitors to his profile. He calls me his “babe magnet.”

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DAY 776: Wednesday, 4/23/14

April 24th 2014 5:50 pm
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Wow! It’s hard to believe that it’s been more than a month since I last dragged Bob to the laptop to enter my diary. Well, he was pretty sick last week. He said that he felt like a pack of perverted porcupines had crawled up inside him, built a nest in his intestines, and invited the neighbors over for a rumble. Actually, his description was much more graphic than that; I had to clean it up quite a bit for my diary.

 

DAY 737: Saturday, 3/15/14

March 15th 2014 8:48 pm
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I’ve been helping Bob prepare our income tax returns. Oh, yes, because I’m a service dog, all of the expenses associated with my maintenance are deductible: food, supplies, vet bills, etc. Of course, I’d be well worth it even if these expenses weren't deductible, but the way I see, the more we can save on our taxes, the more Bob can spend on treats for me.

 

DAY 736: Friday, 3/14/14 [Dogster Daily Diary Pick]

March 15th 2014 9:55 am
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I took Bob to the little park down the street today. I don’t think he’s been getting enough exercise lately, so we played a little game of tag. Guess who won. Hee hee.

 

DAY 732: Monday, 3/10/14 [Gotcha Day]

March 10th 2014 9:12 pm
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The nice folks at Dogster have reminded me that today is a very special day. It’s my Gotcha Day, the second anniversary of the day that I adopted Bob (and Tony). In other words, it’s kinda like the day that Bob’s life started all over again. God only knows how he managed before I came along. Hmmm. How should I celebrate?

 

DAY 731: Sunday, 3/9/14

March 10th 2014 9:03 pm
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I think Bob may be a bit upset with me. He wanted to go check out a church today, so I said, “OK, let’s go.” He wasn’t sure if he should take me, but I could tell he really needed me today, so I insisted. Everything was cool at first. Naturally, everybody there fell in love with me instantly. When I started wagging my tail, Bob was afraid I would disturb the lady sitting in front of us, but she said she appreciated the breeze. I liked her.

Like I said, everything was cool, and when everybody stood up and started singing, I figured I was supposed to sing right along with them, so I did. They all thought it was hilarious, but Bob didn’t agree, so he took me outside. After a second attempt and a repeat performance of my virtuosity, he concluded that we had to leave. He says that my behavior was totally inappropriate for a service dog. Well, I gotta admit, he may have a point there. I guess I’ll have to work on that.

 

DAY 729: Friday, 3/7/14

March 8th 2014 9:01 am
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I’ve been getting along great with Caleb’s cat, Azazel. He’s my new BFF (best friend furever). A couple of times today, we actually rubbed each other’s noses.

 

DAY 728: Thursday, 3/6/14 [Dogster Daily Diary Pick]

March 7th 2014 8:26 am
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Bob has been going out and leaving me home alone a lot lately. I’m not terribly happy about that. He needs to learn that he either has to stay home and pamper me or else take me with him so that other people can pamper me.

 

DAY 727: Wednesday, 3/5/14

March 6th 2014 10:49 am
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I guess Azazel (Caleb’s cat) and I freaked Caleb and Bob out today. I’ve been pretty good about leaving the cats alone, but this morning, I really wanted to play with them. Bob got so frustrated with me that he put me out in the garage. Later, though, he put me in the kitchen with the gate in place so I couldn’t get at the cats. Azazel walked up to the gate really close and just stared at me for quite a while, and you won’t believe what happened next. Azazel jumped over the gate into the kitchen where I was and casually strolled over to my food dish. And what did I do? Well, I just sat there like a perfect little gentleman and watched her pretty as you please. Caleb was so shocked, I thought he was gonna have a heart attack.

 

DAY 726: Tuesday, 3/4/14

March 6th 2014 10:35 am
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Apparently, today is what the Humans call “Fat Tuesday.” Don’t tell Bob. He’s fat enough as it is.

 
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