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DAY 99, Saturday, 6/16/12

June 17th 2012 5:49 am
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Sometimes Bob really bugs me. Like today, he took me outside to run on the 25-foot leash, but he knows how I like to chew on the leash, so he sprayed it with that darn bitter apple that I detest so much. Oh, well, I guess I’ll just go back to digging for crickets.

Richard and Patrick, two of Bob and Tony’s buddies, came over for dinner tonight. They belong to Foxy and Pablo, so I know they’re canine-friendly. Tony cooked Indian food, and I was sure that Patrick would slip me some of it under the table, but Tony wouldn’t let him. Phooey! After dinner, though, Patrick did rub my belly a lot.

The four of them sat around and talked for a couple of hours about something called religion. Jeez, these humans sure have some strange ideas. I’m glad I stayed out of it.


DAY 100, Sunday, 6/17/12

June 17th 2012 4:55 pm
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Wow! I can’t believe it’s been 100 days now since I adopted Tony and Bob. And today’s Father’s Day. I’m doubly blessed because I have two daddies, and I didn’t even have to buy them a couple of ugly ties today.


DAY 101, Monday, 6/18/12

June 19th 2012 5:07 am
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For the life of me, I can’t understand why Bob is so analytical. He has to figure out the how and why of everything. For instance, he’ll spend hours trying to figure out why I sometimes take my paw and dig through my water bowl, splashing water all over the kitchen floor, which he then has to clean up. Why does everything have to have a reason? Why can’t he just accept that some things are the way they are…well…just because that’s the way they are?


DAY 102, Tuesday, 6/19/12

June 21st 2012 6:35 am
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Man! Talk about an ego! Bob is all puffed up because his YouTube page got its 5000th hit this week. One video has now gotten over 2000 hits and another one has gotten over 1000, and Bob can’t stop crowing. I mean, really…I caught a bird this week, but you don’t see me bragging, do you?

Oh, speaking of bragging, someone gave me a blue rosette on Dogster last week, but I really don’t understand what to do with those things. Sorry.


DAY 103, Wednesday, 6/20/12

June 21st 2012 6:36 am
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Since this is the first day of spring, I decided to let my free spirit run wild. When Bob and I went out for our first morning walk, I danced and jumped and played tug of war with my lead. And tonight in class, I just ignored Bob and did whatever I felt like. Maybe I’ll go back to behaving myself next week, but for now, I’m just enjoying letting my fur down.


DAY 104, Thursday, 6/21/12

June 22nd 2012 8:08 am
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Yeah, I’ll admit it: I’ve been a bit of a bad boy lately. When Bob first started taking me outside on the long leash, I would run as far and as fast as I could. Lately, though, I’ve been tugging at the leash, and Bob doesn’t seem to like that. So, instead of stopping, I started tugging on the short leash too. Wendy, the trainer, says I’m just being a teenager, but there’s actually a method to my madness. You see, it’s been a while since Bob took me to the tennis courts. (I think he’s afraid I might pick up something bad there.) So, I figured that if I acted rambunctiously (his word, not mine), he’d give in and take me to the courts to run off all that energy. Stay tuned, and I’ll let you know if my plan worked or not.


DAY 105, Friday, 6/22/12

June 23rd 2012 5:17 am
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Hot dog, it worked! My scheme to get Bob to take me back to the tennis courts worked. The only problem was that it was so darn hot that I really didn’t feel like running much. Oh, well. At least I now know how easy it is to manipulate Bob, and that’s the most important thing.


DAY 106, Saturday, 6/23/12

June 24th 2012 10:58 am
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I had a much harder time finding crickets today, which tells me just one thing: it’s so doggone hot that the crickets have gone inside in search of air conditioning.


DAY 108, Monday, 6/25/12

June 26th 2012 8:30 am
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Something’s up. I can smell it. Bob and Tony have been packing their little bags, and I have a hunch they’re going somewhere. The question is: are they going to take me with them?


DAY 109, Tuesday, 6/26/12

June 27th 2012 5:30 am
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I was right again—as usual. Bob dropped me off at the vet’s office yesterday morning. At first, I thought I was there to be prodded and poked, but it turns out that they have kennels for boarding, so Bob left me there while he and Tony went to play at Schlitterbahn, a German water park between Austin and San Antonio. They really should have taken me with them. I could have been a big help. After all, I am half German. Well…they left me overnight. I got a bath the next morning, and Bob picked me up around noon. I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants…if I’d had any pants, that is. I wasn’t sure whether to be upset with Bob for leaving me or just to be happy that he’d come back for me.

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