November 30th 2012 6:55 pm
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I’m not sure exactly what’s going on, but something’s up. People around here are putting up red, white, and green lights around their patios. And tonight, Tony and Bob came home with two boxes of cards. They both had pictures of dogs with red-and-white caps, and one had a white beard. I’m serving notice right now: if Tony thinks he’s gonna slap one of those ridiculous outfits on me, he’s got another thought coming.