May 12th 2012 3:26 am
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Bob is such a silly goose. He went out to lunch today and when he got back to the car, he panicked when he looked in the backseat and found that I was not there. He thought I had jumped out the window and run off. It took a moment for it to dawn on him that he had never brought me with him. He had left me home.

Then, in the afternoon, he took me out on the patio to brush me. As he usually does, he sat on an overturned bucket, but he had forgotten that it had rained last night, and he ended up sitting in a puddle of water.

What am I gonna do with him? It’s a good thing I know how to fetch ‘cuz I may have to fetch his head for him the next time he misplaces it.