The Biscuit Diaries

Day 13, Thursday, 3/22/12

May 1st 2012 7:16 am
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Bob has no right to be upset with me. Yeah, I did chew up my brand new Service Animal vest the first time I wore it, but nowhere on that thing does it say that it is not a chew toy. How the heck am I supposed to know the difference?

Bob went to the doctor today to see about his “cold.” The doctor checked him out and said he either had a virus or a bacterial infection. Why do humans always have to complicate things so much? Why couldn’t he just say that he had worms?

The doctor asked Bob why he didn’t bring me along, and Bob told him that he wasn’t sure how I would behave in that place. Yeah, right! More like how he would behave with me, I think. The doctor seemed disappointed. Maybe Bob will take me next time.

I took Bob to his make-up lesson tonight at PetSmart in Killeen. Bob learned how to walk me so that we keep pace with each other. He got that down pretty quickly. The trainer, Norma, took my lead at one point to show him how to do it, but I kept running back to Bob. Norma told Bob that I had really bonded with him. Of course, all the people in the store ooh’d and aah’d all over me. So, what’s new?

Tony didn’t go to class with us. He goes to bed early, and since the lesson didn’t start until 8:00, we would have been home past his bedtime. That’s OK, though, Bob can show him what we learned, and he’ll pick it up very quickly. I must say, Tony is one of the smartest humans I’ve met. Oh, that’s what these bipeds call themselves: humans—or people. They seem to think that choosing the right word makes them superior.

 
 

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