November 2nd 2012 5:51 pm
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My new theme song is now officially, Bad to the Bone! I believe I am the the most baddest dog in the suburbs. Bro, no one messes with me! Except, for Peppi, Kat, and chihuahuas. Eeek! Those things scare me! They are like tiny ninjas! Once you see them, they disappear, then your feet hurt, so you look down and they are just sitting there chewing on your dew claw! Besides that, no one dares to mess with me in my hood! You bros don't think I am bad, well what if i tell you this, see that pumpkin in my profile pic, well when my mom comes home later and she will see that I shredded that pumpkin into pieces. Yup! I am that bad! That pumpkin did not see that coming, all that is left of him is the little leaf that used to be on his stem. And when my mom comes home and tells me bad, I will tell her you got that right, roll in the pumpkin leftovers and walk away. Watch me! Ha! Am I bad or what!
Me: Oh, look mom is home, wait I do not care, I am too cool for her.
Me: Oh she is coming through the door I must... No I am bad.
Mom: "Hi Mo, where are you!"
Me: COOOOOMMMMMMIIIINNNNGGGG MAAAA!
Mom: *Sees pumpkin mess* "OMG WHO DID THIS! PEPPI! MOCHA!"
Me: Uh,oh I better....
Peppi: "Woof! That was not me"
Me: "Grr Shut up Pep!"
Mom: "MOOOCHA COME OVER HERE! WAS THIS YOU?" *points at mess*
Me: *cowards head low* "yes..." *sobs* "I am so sorry!" *sobs*
Yup I am pretty bad, just like that honey badger I hear about! Is that a chihuahua? EEEEK! Where's my blanket!
October 15th 2012 1:40 pm
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Woof! Hey everyone! As you already know, its...FALL! I love Fall! Fall is my favorite season, besides summer, spring, and winter! During the fall I always get fancy at the groomers and get a nice haircut and a new jacket. I also get to go apple and pumpkin picking with my family! Yay! Fall is also the time for Howlween! Me and my brother, Peppi celebrate Howlween by when ever a person comes to our door to take food out of our basket (some don't even pet me Grrrr!) me and Peppi start howling like a banshee, so much fun! We also get to go for two hour walk around town going to people's doors! I love howlween. I mean howlween, too, not Halloween. Halloween is dressing up in uncomfortable clothes and posing for pictures, so much fun :( ! The only good part about Halloween is playing with all of the Halloween decorations! Now that is how you have a fun day! Oh, is that a tennis ball?!?!?!
September 21st 2012 12:36 pm
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I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who gave me a gift for talk like a pirate day! I greatly appreciate it!
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