March 4th 2012 3:03 pm
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You see, Evelyn is a big celebrator. Now we wait like goody goodies all the time, and they've decided to take us celebrating at the restaurant. I'm running around in circles, biting the leash and Goldie just sits around, bored. Sophia promised her that she'd get a sloppy joe for Goldie. That's her favorite food. For me, I'd rather stay clean than be jam purple. Anyways, Evelyn put me on her leash, and I started jumping. Evelyn said, "Down, Starly." I don't obey, afraid there's no lasagna. I think that when I misbehave or before I do.
Goldie and I yapped all the way along, drooling a path of saliva. Since the sloppy joes were closer, Goldie and I separated to each buy their food.
"Meet at the dock!" they each yelled. I drooled like a shower. I knew I needed discipline. Duh! Evelyn tied me to a post and went in to order heaven.
10 minutes later, they carried out a hot lasagna. I jumped and jumped and broke free the knot. I saw Evelyn appear through the door. Just when I was about to misbehave, you know what I thought. So I sat and held out my paws to welcome the deliciousness. But then Eve took it from me. "You know what? Let's eat at the dock." I drooled like a storm all the way to the dock.
Evelyn put the lasagna down and started chattering to Sophia. I closed my eyes and had bit by bit, afraid that it would be finished already.
I opened my eyes. Goldie snickered playfully. "You looked stupid."
"Why should I care?" I retorted.
The lasagna... was too good.
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