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A day in the life of Eeyore

Kitty's Kitty's and more Kitty's

I dont know what i'm gonna do. This house is gonna be run by kitty's. I was layin on the couch minden my on bussiness. When I heard Mom onthe phone
with my Nana today. I was tryin to listen in on thier conversation but I was to busy chewin on my greenie. But I did catch these words come out of her
mouth I guess we can keep them here unitl thier big enough to be adopted.
That's when I got more curious so what needs to get bigger so they can be adopted. Are we gettin a couple of foster bassets. I thought that might be fun.
Someone to play with I get real lonely here by myself sometimes.Then she said to Nana I dont know that would mean eight cats to take care of. I said to myself eight cats Mom has gone completely bonkers. So thats when I amkie myself get off the couch greenie in mouth and decided that listen would be easier on the rug in the kitchen.She was talkin about how they were little tiny babies and how they would die if they were left at my Great Grandama's house
cause she is sick and cant take care of them. She said she'd have to keep them in my kennel on the screened in porch. All I could think of was the cryin
I was gonna hear. Cause thats what I do when I get in that thing. But that is the least of my worries. All I could see in my head was that movie cats and dogs and how those cats were gonna take over the world. I tried to take a nap
and all I had was nightmares that they were gonna take over my house. They were on my couch and in my bed. So thats when I decided that something has to be done. See if anybody is gonna take over its gonna be us dogs.So it has been two days now and Mom hasnt gone and gotten them yet. So everytime she goes to get in the car I slipp out the door run and jump in and plant my big ole basset butt in the seat and wont get out. So most of the time she lets me go. I know if i'm in the car there is no room for kitty's.I guess I better go ponder this situation a little more. I got a lot of good suggestions from some of my pup pals on what to do with them.I'm gonna go calm my nerves with another greenie for a while.

Me & that Kiki kitty

Oh I dont know what to do my Mom and Dad recently brought home a kitty.
What in the heck where they thinkin. I thinks they have lost thier mind.
This thing thinks I must be her mama or sumpin. She always layin up agianst
me. Then she be layin there nursin on my fur. She must be crazy she not stupied enough to think theres milk on it is she. If there was I wouldnt share.
If its food its mine. But being the nice guy I am I just let her lay there and suck away.If she that desperate for food and thinks she'll get somethin then bless her little heart and go ahead. My mom thinks its cute. She tells everybody. A guy cant let a thing like that get out. Thats not good on the reputation. Then she always sneakin around tryin ton catch me lettin her do
with camera in hand. Thats when i gets up and goes and bug her for a while.
If I buggin her she not takin pictures. But this kitty thing has to go
I got to figure out how to let her out of the house or something. She gone as far as sleepin in my bed and drinkin out of my water bowl. EWW Yuck kitty
slobber. My says I get a woopin if I do anything to her. So whats a guy to do.
Guess i'll go in the back yard to the sand box and dig up a bone that I have had saved for a couple of weeks and chew on it for a awhile it should take my mind off things for a while. And that kitty thing isnt allowed out side so no one to bug me for a while.Then it willbe time to get in mom and dads bed and
she's not allowed there its mine mine mine I tell ya.