November 11th 2011 2:12 pm
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...is F-U-N! Mommy had to run the dreaded "e" word today. ERRANDS! I am NOT a fan of Mommy running errands, because that means I have to be kept in my bedroom with nothing but MUZAK to keep me company. [Fyi-Bonny's bedroom is a super-large kennel/cage with toys, blankets, and a fluffy dog bed. Torture, I know. ;)]
Anyhoo, there is only so much I can do in such a small space, & in such a minimal amount of time. And, as I mentioned in my last entry, I'm quite the little decorator. So...I made some adjustments. Imagine how happy Mommy was when she came back from the grocery store, bags in hand, and gazed upon my craftsmanship. At least, I think she was happy. Don't humans normally say, "Holy crap...what have you done???", when they're happy? Yep, I'm pretty sure they do. I noticed her admiring the large hole I tore right through the bottom of my dog bed. I'm also pretty sure that she was impressed with the location of my bed, as well. It used to be towards the back. That just didn't suit me. I decided to relocate it towards the front of the kennel, and placed all of my toys in a nice pile there, as well...you know, for easier access. The towel was carefully bundled into a ball, and I made sure to leave plenty of drool on it, just so she would know that it was put to good use while she was gone. As for my fluffy pink binkie (blanket), I left that as is. Hey, I had to leave Mommy something so her feelings wouldn't be hurt. But, get this...after ALL of my hard work, Mommy had the nerve to put everything back THE WAY IT WAS! What the...!!! Needless to say, I was NOT thrilled, and promptly picked my dog bed up, AGAIN, and moved it, AGAIN. Only this time I moved it OUT of my cage, shook it as hard as I could, and flung it across the room. Point taken. Mommy sighed, and proceeded to put it in the closet, just in case I might want it at a later date. Ahhhh...once again, I got my way. Life is good.
Hope all of my sweet puppy friends had a fab-u-lous week, and will soon be enjoying an even MORE fab-u-lous weekend! Much love to you all!
xoxoxo
Bon Bon
November 5th 2011 6:51 am
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...I like to help decorate. Well, not exactly decorate, as in hanging artwork or picking out curtains. More like decorate as in helping Mommy by ripping up pieces of her rug, or pulling the stuffing out of my toys, and arranging clumps of it in neat configurations throughout the living room. If I could spell, I would write things with it, but I'm only 10 weeks old, so spelling will come at a later point in my puppy life.
I also enjoy making collages with my puppy food, on the kitchen floor. If Mommy would just take the time to notice the intricate patterns that I thoughtfully come up with, perhaps she wouldn't clean my food up so quickly, and give me the "stink eye" when I don't eat it. Humans...honestly, I just don't understand them. I mean, helloooooooooo...I'm a p-u-p-p-y. You would think my talent would be appreciated. Alas, true talent never is.
Okay, my darlings. I am off to think about my next great work. Maybe I will borrow Mommy's camera, and take a picture of it. If only I knew Photoshop...
Love, Love, Love,
The Bonster Monster
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