July 7th 2008 11:11 am
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I am a star!

A man came to Mommy's house and took some pictures of me in my backyard. I had to sit still, which was a bummer, but I did it for a few minutes to make Mommy and the fun man happy. Mommy says that I needed to be good for the pictures because I am going to be a famous superstar in a doggie calendar for the local Humane Society. I'm Miss December!

Gee, I wonder if paparazzi will start following me and everyone will read about which toys I tore up this week, what kibble I favor, and who I barked at. I'm a pretty wild and scandalous girl in some ways, with my running and barking and all my boyfriends; Paris, Lindsay and Britney had better make room on those magazine covers right away! Mommy says I'd better stop begging tortilla chips from Alpha Kevin's friends or I'll be in the next "bad beach bodies" issue!