One week later...I don't feel any smarter

Last week I went to get "tutored". I didn't feel so well at first. Getting smart really SMARTS. Something is different; I'm not quite sure what, but I do know that feel better now and that stupid collar is off my neck!! Yippee!! But best of all, Sophie is allowed to play with me again and that is all I care about. They kept her away from me all week. She was scared of my collar so I don't think she was in a hurry to see me until it was gone.

I don't care if I'm smart or not; I'm just glad to back with my buddy again.

What a day I had today!

I turned 6 months old on Friday and today I FINALLY got my page on Dogster. I'm very happy to be here. My folks had me for three whole months before they put together my page. I guess they were pretty busy with me and my live-in buddy, Sophie. But early this morning I was taken, as the old "Far Side" cartoon says: Off to see the vet to get "tutored". I wish I had understood that joke. Yikes! I had no idea! I'm only a baby. What were they thinking??? All over now. I'm home and doing o.k.

They had all day without me -- first time in three months -- they wanted this chance to build my page on Dogster. Well the page was done, I got entered (I got a few new play pals too - yippee!) and in the meantime I got TUTORED! I'm really smart now. How smart? I know that I don't want to leave my people anymore. No way; I'm stickin' right with 'em.

They say it was best for me. I won't get sick with some ucky sounding diseases and I'll have a sweeter tempermant, just like the Soph. She got her "lesson" when she was 6 months old too; that was five years ago. I'm sure she was getting a bit tired of my jumping and biting at her. After all, I'm only 5.7 lbs. and she is 18 -- but I beat up on her all the time.

I'll let you know how it goes after I feel better. Right now I'm just trying to figure out how to sleep with this @#$&@$!* collar on my neck. How's a guy to check things out?? Guess I'll just have to wait and see -- if there is anything to check out.