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Alfie&Bert Stories

I got a great glitter name!

My Tail of Devotion for Alfie

Alfie, I love you. Do you want a new squeaky toy? I'd spend all my money on you, if only food and other neccessites were free. I'd get you a wardrobe of doggie t-shirts, and toys, and a kitchen full of treats.

This is a special Tail of Devotion

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The Plastic Thing

Boy, the people bought a plastic toy shaped like a horse (according to that girl Cordelia) that whinnies. I really hate it. But I have good news, too- I got a candy cane RAWHIDE chew for Christmas 2005.

I found a new place to urinate!

I was wandering around the house one day. I was in the GR (guest room). I jumped on the bed and smelled Bert's urine. So I lifted my leg, and BOOM! The bed was wet. Soon I was caught and diciplined. Then I and my pal Bert were banned from the entire guest wing. We wanted to go in, but the humans shut the door and used a little clay thing to keep us out.Boy, I wish I could go in there!