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La la la la!! All day long!

Roger that, over and out

well the day started off most excitingly -- mom let us get in her car before she went to work!!! we were going out on the town! to daycare! but then halfway there i realized something most pressing: i had to go! you know, *go*. has anyone heard that commercial? GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW.
so i whined and whined but mom kept driving. this was a major #2 emergency (or a 10-2, in police canine code).
i managed to hold it until we were in line at Pete ‘n’ mac’s, behind lots of other people with dogs!!!I was so excited!! I got all tangled in yellow dog’s leash. I struggled to get to the other dogs! They would be able to sense my 10-2! But then I did my 10-2 RIGHT THERE IN THE LOBBY WHILST WAITING for puppy daycare. yellow dog was so embarrassed he acted like he didn’t know me. (i guess he’s forgetting his 10-2 in petsmart the other day).
But after we got into daycare, we had tons o fun. we got lots of puppy cookies and i drank water water water all day long til i threw up - IT WAS THE BEST.

What evidence? Eh?

today for no reason, when dad let me out to pee, i TOOK OFF FOR THE CREEK and i ran and ran until i swam and swam! yay! but then suddenly, oh no! i got caught on a branch or a tree! my collar was caught. i could hear dad and mom calling for me (as they thought i had snuck over to the neighbor's yard again) but i was stuck!! i tried flailing this way and that way! i couldn't tell them where i was! so i turned backwards and wriggled out of my collar. i had to leave it there, it was collateral damage. i RAN TOWARDS THE HOUSE AND DAD AND MOM WERE RELIEVED TO SEE ME!!!!
but then dad noticed my collar was gone! Crap. but, that one sucked anyway, it was way too JINGLY JANGLY what with all my ID tags and such (a girl's gotta have her jewelry).

I thought of a way to make up for losing my collar though. Since I was covered in dirty creek water, as soon as I got into the house I thought I would save mom the bath trouble so i threw my dirty body on the carpet and rolled all around to clean myself! I got all the yuckiness off me and onto the carpet!!! I was so proud that I helped her out and saved her some time.

p.s. i put a new picture up here of me and my pink pillow dog so everyone can admire his handsomeness. aren't we a cute couple? :-)

Socks or No Socks

I have invented a most excellent game called “Cold Nose to Dad’s Feet.” Mom thinks its funny too and in fact she encourages it whenever dad's not looking. Here are the rules: when mom lets me out to pee in the morning, i sniff the cold grass and stick my nose in the mud/water/slush/snow/pee etc. to get my nose good and chilly. Then, after mom lets us back inside i run right upstairs where dad is still sleeping, all cozy under the covers. I search out his feet at the bottom of the bed with my supercold nose and BAM!!! In a jiffy he is alert and catapulting out of bed! ITS THE BEST GAME EVER I’LL NEVER TIRE OF IT

Ok gotta go, dad looks mad