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Zoe's Adventures

my secret. . .

I'm not like other dogs. . .I can't catch. That's right, I said it. I can't catch things. My family always throws balls, frisbees or treats to me hoping I'll catch it but everytime it just hits me in the face, and they'll laugh like it's soooo funny that I have a handicap. Well it's not my fault that I was born without some type of eye-mouth coordination.

Oops. . .I did it again

Yesterday, my sister had her boyfriend over. They were downstairs watching TV and had gone up to make some lunch. I decided to stay downstairs and play. JACKPOT! On the table I found something. . . I'm not sure what it was but I know that I had chewed my sister's before and it was soooooo good! So I grabbed it and ran upstairs into a corner and started to chew. I know it was a risky move but I couldn't resist. Then, I hear my sister yelling my name and coming towards me. I had been caught. She reaches into my mouth and yells "give me his glasses!". Needless to say, I was punished for chewing these "glasses"...but it was worth it!