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Diary of a Spoiled Rotten Couch Potato...oops I mean pitbull

Things I forgot

I forgot to mention I am afraid of a lot of things. My mom calls them strange but I don't think so. For one I am afraid of the dark. So I will go to the very edge of the light at night and potty then run back inside. The other thing is I am afraid of bunnies. Not rabbits because I have never seen a full sized one but the tiny Florida brown ones. Hey they sneak up on you then surprise there is one there. Next I will run and put my head under the covers if anyone knocks on the door. No matter who it is except for mommy.

My name is Molly

Well actually it is demolish but my mom calls me Molly when I am good and I don't destroy things I am not supposed to. Currently we are saying with 4 other dogs and I hate it. Mom's attention is so split between me and a sick dog that I don't have her all the time anymore. This frustrates me and makes me do bad things but I will never admit them. Its not that I don't like Romeo we get along fine we even sleep together. Its just that he's old and sick and requires most of moms time. I am not even sure why because mom doesn't own him.... oops I am not supposed to be on the computer and moms coming. Remember noone knows your a dog on the internet.