June 21st 2011 9:27 am
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Yes, this is just another day. I spent this day under the bed...again! My mommy is gone and she left me home with this horrible teenager who claims to be my owner.
For those of you who don't know me, I am Mr. Gomez. I love to sleep, and I hate children. Theres this large golden beast that sometimes comes inside and bothers me. My mommy goes to work 5 days a week, and she has a horrible daughter.
Ok lets talk about this horrible daughter. She's never exactly done anything mean, I just hate her! She is The Golden Moose's master, and I think that I don't like Moosie. Well I say that I don't like moosie, but he's fun to annoy. If I like annoying the Moose does that mean that I don't hate him?
I'm not sure what else to say or I'll just start rambling like the creepy little dog I am. Everyone says that I'm creepy but it's not true!
-Mr. Gomez Goobiscus