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A day in a life of Brodie!

I'm one of the BIG DAWGS now!!!!

Hey everybody guess what?! I believe I've officially become a big dog. "How so?" you ask. Well I'll tell ya how so. My momma and daddy got me my official dog pillow last night and they let me sleep inside their room "OUTSIDE" of my crate. I had no accidents!!!!! Now how's that for a 6 month old pup?

Momma Mia!!!

I lucked out today and this time I didn't even get into trouble (believe it or not). It was lunch time and my momma had nuked several pieces of pizza in the microwave. As usual I followed my momma from the kitchen to the living room. Just as momma was getting ready to sit on the couch I noticed a slice of pizza slide off the plate and onto the floor. I was shocked to see that my momma didn't react to it falling (I think she didn't see it slide off her plate).
As momma was taking her first bite, I too took it upon myself to take my first bite as well...........mmmmmmmm.......pupperoni!!! By the time I got to my third bite that's when momma noticed the pizza on the floor. GET THIS!!!! My momma didn't take the pizza slice from me, she just shook her head. I guess she wouldn't take it back since I licked all over it first. I CLAIM!!!!! Besides, momma didn't need that extra slice anyway, she's been ragging on about going on a diet. I like to think of it as helping my mom count her calories.

Oh boy I'm at it again.

You know what? This whole thing about being a puppy is becoming more and more easier by the day. This morning as momma was getting Talyn ready for school, I took it upon myself to go rummage around the house for new and exciting things. In the midst of my rummaging I came across baby Riley's spoon. I noticed that the spoon had the distinct smell of baby cereal with a touch of bananas....oooh la-la. Well to save my momma the trouble of washing the utensil, I took it upon myself to lick baby Riley's spoon clean and to add to that, I chewed the spoon as well....c`est c`est bon!!! After chewing on that scrumptious spoon, I then continued my mission to find something new. And boy did I find something new alright. I found Riley's diaper......how 'bout that!!! I never had soooo much fun ravaging that diaper and gutting it open and having all of it's pieces strewn everywhere. Now that's exhilarating. Boy you should of seen my momma's face when she walked into the living room, she had some strange thing popping out of her forhead. I wonder if she was mad.