What I found.....

I was being a really good boy this morning when my mommy was getting ready for work, I wasn't bugging her at all. I was just playing with my toys in the living room when I came across a box. I figured that it must have been a gife for me if it was on the floor. As I examined it closer, I noticed that there was some white stuff sticking out the top. It was almost like the rolls of paper that I so love to destroy, even tasted the same, but was a bit bigger. As I pulled on the white thing, more and more just kept coming out. It was great. Once I got my gifts out of the box, I decided to make them smaller. That way, I had a hundred times more of them. My mommy didn't seem too happy when she came into the room. She took the box away from me and kept sticking her fingers in my mouth saying "give it" over and over again. I wish I knew what this "give it" really meant.