Happy 4th of July

Haaaaaaay,

We're home and I am so tired from Grandma and Grandpa's. I was running and running after my ball, but it was like 500 degrees out and I wanted to pass out. I will use the next few days to catch up on my well deserved bee-u-ty rest.

So, like, today is my 2 year and 1 month birthday. Mommy said there are going to be fireworks and everything. I bet you are jealous.

Must go nap.

Later Biatches,
Paree

Finally!

Hey Pooches!

Well, we are finally here and Gramma and Grampa's! I have been running and playing in the ginormous yard all day.

We didn't get any new treats (I guess Mommy is helping me watch my figure) but--Gram got us a SWIMMING POOL! OMG WTF! I am so excited! So, like, I really don't like getting baths but after I saw Benny go in the pool, I followed him. It was super fun, expecially since it is so damn hot!

Did you know its really hard to get a ball out of the water? It just bobs and floats. I got really annoyed and and started barking and FINALLY daddy came and threw it in the yard for me. Phew. I was about to go nuts!

Well, nap time. I gotta rest up so I can go play more!

Love ya,
P-Bear

OMG

OMG. Benny is so crazy. He keeps running around and trying to play. He is way hyper. I am going to beat his a$$!

OMG. So excited. The countdown is on...only 2 more days until we go see Grandma and Grandpa in Peoria! They have a ginormous yard and we get to run around without our stinking leashes. We are going to be so tired when we get back. Mommy and Daddy like when we are exhausted.

OMG. Time to go cuddle with Mommy and Daddy. YAY!

Loves,
P-Bear

Haaay

Haaay Pooches!

Its me, Paree. This entry is going to be short and sweet--just like yours truly.

Last night uncle Jimbo came over to visit. I have not see that guy since I was like, 2 months old so I was jumping all over and kissing him to death. He said I got big--nice to see you, too--a$$.

Today me and Benny rode in the car. We totally love doing that. We share the seat and we are very good. We went to visit Daddy at work and see the nice people he works with. Again, we wre jumping all over and spazzing out. Spazzing is what I do best.

I am way tired now so I must go get my beauty sleep.

Kisses,
P-Bear

What's Up Bitches

Hey Bitches,

My name is Paree. I am way excited to have my own diary. Mommy says I "sure have a mouth on me"--whatever the f*ck that means.

Hmm. What should I tell you about me? First of all, I am beautiful--they don't call me Pretty Paree for nothin'. My birth mommy was a boston terrier--I look a lot like her in the face. My fur coat is from her, too. My biological daddy was a French Bulldog. I got my muscular bod from him. I also got my brother, Bennington, from them.

I just turned 2 and I totally love living with Mommy and Daddy. They spoil me so much that people laugh at them and tell them they are ridiculous. I basically get to do anything I want--I even sleep with my head on Daddy's pillow.

My favorite thing to do is to be outside, but we don't have a yard yet so, instead, I get up on the back of the couch like a kitty cat and look out the window. It is my job to gaurd the neighborhood. I taught Benny how to do it, too. We each have a window and its fun.

I love treats. I will do anything for a treat. Benny loves them, too, and he will decide which one I get. That bastard.

I am named in honor of Paris Hilton because my mommy likes that socialite-- lucky me. I love slow jamz and I once had an affair with this other Frenchie named Blackjack. I love him but he is a wanderer and I don't know if I will ever see him again. Oh well--its not like I can't get any other doggies to want me.

It was great talking about myself! Thanks for reading. I will keep you posted on what is going on at my castle.

Later Bitches,
P-Bear