Ooohhh Scary!

Last night I had the fright of my life. Everything was going normal. Mommys boyfriend was over. He was cooking dinner, baked ziti. My brother (who is still learning) was a bad boy. He pulled one of the hot italian sausage off the counter. It was uncooked. He droppped a little piece about the size of a quarter. I seized my opportunity and took it. I ran under the table, and gobbled it up. It was delicious. But then mom realized what was going on, and boy did she yell at Vinners. After that everything calmed down. My parents ate. Soon after that I started felling super-funky. I was disoriented and couldn't really stand up. Mom was getting worried. I hid under the table and was trying to stay away from Vinnie. Then I started throwing up. I couldn't stop. Mom was frantically calling vet's offices to try and get me some help. I was about 9:00 pm and she was having trouble. Finally she got in touch with an animal hospital 1 hour away from our home. She talked to them quick and then I was swept up into the car. Normally I love car rides, but this time I felt so horrible, I couldn't enjoy it. I got sick three times in the car. I thought I might be dying. We finally got there, and I met this really nice vet-lady! I still wasn't feeling great, and I got sick in the waiting roon. It was soooooo embarassing. At least there were no other doggies there. The vet took my blood and told mommy not to worry. I was going to be ok. PHEW! I just needed some medicine to make me stop getting sick. I also needed a shot of fluids beneath my skin to help hydrate me. When I came out after my shots, Mom just giggled at me and said I looked like a camel with that big hump of fluid on my back. It felt really weird. Mommy had to pay them a ton of money, but she says I'm worth it. We got back in the car and I was already feeling better. When we got home mom had to take the food and water away so I could do something called "fast". I just wanted to sleep anyway. We woke up this morning and I felt tons better. Back to my old self. Mommy just gave me my food and water back so I'm going to go eat now. I'm just so happy to be alive! Warning to all you out there, never eat raw sausage!!