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Mommy says......I will wear the dress!

October 19th 2011 1:59 pm
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So mommy got me a dress,for when I sit on the big man's lap come Christmas....she measured me,looked for just the right one and...she got me one,...it came complete...a beautifur red velvet dress with white trim,a matching hat and even...a leash that goes with it(it hooks on the back of the dress)....
So mommy waits and waits for the dress and finally it comes...she opens it and comes and gets me...now,this is my first dress mind you and I must have had that look on my face...like.."why are you putting this on me?" or..."seriously mom...frills?"...
Anyhow,she starts putting it on me and guess what....it will not fit...I gained that much weight since she ordered it....ooooo talk about mommy and daddy calling me names like...fatty,pig,sausage...(which I wouldn't mind eating right now)...
Anyhow here I thought I would have the joy of not having to wear this dress...HA!..mommy and daddy got a piece of red velvet yesterday and mommy made an additional closure for the dress today....so now..it fits....
LAWD help me pahleeeeeeeze.....why me? and who says I want to sit on the fat man's lap come Christmas....oh wait,will he give me treats,like a cookie....hmmm,I may have to rethink this...I will let you know...

 
 

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