October 4th 2011 7:00 am
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The nerve....these people......grrrrr!
Look..when I signed up for ownership no place and I mean no place was it written in my contract that certain shall we say,violations shall occur.
Now..here I am,minding my own business and what happens? Something was shoved into my mouth and this strange thing of moving something over my teeth happened.....(it tasted good but I could not really get a good taste) THEN...just before we went to bed,she,that is my mommy dared to spray something into my mouth!
Look,I have endured having my toenails painted and I endured wearing some silly cheerleading costume,which brings me to another complaint...does anything about my beautiful self look like a frilly girl? NO...and yet,she dares to get me frilly dresses.....Yes you heard me well...she got me some pink dress and a christmas velvet dress...DEAR GAWD...I can just see it now,here I will be wearing this red velvet dress and I will want to ruff and tumble play with Daffy and I will split some seams...dat in my book will not bold well with her....I am going to lookover my contract and see where she can do these things to me...I only signed up to being fed and to poop,not dresses,things put into my mouth,nail polish....that women is daff!