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Framed!

Today I was sleeping on the couch when I started smelling something really good in the kitchen where my girl was messing around. I ran under her feet several times to see if she'd trip and drop something for me to eat but it got boring after a while and I went to find Kerro and bite her ears. My girl wanted to know who had dragged her pajama pants out of the bathroom and brought them down the hallway. I didn't say anything because I know she'll never find out it was me! I was right; she blamed her mother for it. I heard her say "Mom, it was you, wasn't it? YOU went into my bathroom and dragged my pants down the hall! Admit it." So I'm free and clear of suspicion. Later on her mother came running into the kitchen with the leg of the pajama pants trailing behind her! She ran around the kitchen a few times dragging the pants! My whole family started laughing so hard I thought they might choke. How come no one thinks it's that funny when *I* find underwear in the hampers and bring it into the living room? They just take it away from me and tell me that some things are personal. I don't know what personal is but underwear smells the best of everything in the hamper! My girl laughed a lot when I came prancing out of her sister's bedroom dragging a thong panty I found on the floor, but her sister didn't think that was amusing at all. My girl says I should do things like that when there's a cute delivery guy at the front door.