The Spelzer Chronicles

Hat Trick!

Today I pooped the trifecta. It was raining yesterday. I hate pooping in the rain...makes my poop chute all wet--YUCK! So I held it in all day and all night. Needless to say (why do humans use that expression? They say "needless to say" but then they say it anyway...humans are stupid) this morning I took a ride on the Poopy Express. I dropped a pile in my usual morning spot. Then I let loose another one in the backyard this afternoon. Then Dad took us for our after dinner walk and sho 'nuff I dropped a third turd. Dad didn't take a bag so he had to borrow one from Lily's mom. I hate poopin' in the rain...needless to say!