The Spelzer Chronicles

Flyers Suck!!!

Good grief!!! Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse the Flyers get pounded, creamed, crushed, humiliated, crapped on, decimated, obliterated, disintegrated....9-1 by the Buffalo Sabres. Now granted, they are the best team in the NHL right now, but I mean, come on! For the life of me I can't figure out why Coach Hitchcock put Esche in the net. HE SUCKS!!! For those of you who didn't read that loud and clear I'll say it again--HE SUCKS!!! Why would you put him in the net for the toughest game of the season, so we could all see how bad he sucks?!?! But let's not lay the blame squarely on Esche. It's not as if there was any defense to be seen. I won't be as hard on the offense. Let's face it Miller has got to be one of the best net minders in the League right now. There is no doubt about it. But that doesn't get the offense off the hook. The offense sucked. So let's get this spelled out so there is no confusion. Esche sucks. The defense sucks. The offense sucks. But who haven't I mentioned as sucking yet? Could it be......KEN HITCHCOCK? Yeah fat man, you suck too. Why are you putting Petr Nedved on waivers and sending him to the Phantoms? He's one of our most experienced players. Okay, it's his first season with the Flyers, but the guy can play. Ken, if this is your attempt at convincing us that you're doing something to try and get the team out of the Eastern Conference toilet, guess what? We're not buying it. You suck!

For all that is holy about Flyers hockey I implore Bob Clarke to come out of the GM's office and coach this team. PLEASE!!!!