The Spelzer Chronicles

A Box from Portia

Portia and her mummy sent us cookies in the mail all the way from England! They are the best frickin' cookies we've ever had! Rosie suggested invading England in order to get more cookies. I had to tell her that we're allies and that we don't invade allies, unless they have oil or something. She responded by sayin', "That's crap!" I told her I'd talk to the Queen about a trade agreement where we'd exchange cookies for cowboy hats. I think the British need to wear more cowboy hats.