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The Return of the Dead Elephant

errr, ok, so perhaps I shouldn't have eaten the elephant. but it was just SOOO grey and rat-like, and i soooo love rats! it must have slipped down my gullet when i was swinging it around by the trunk one day. really, i entirely forgot about it. i even forgot to mention it to my roommate. then, last saturday, the elephant came back to haunt me. i managed to work it back out of my snout, and have been feeling in fine form since. let me tell you, carrying an elephant around inside of you for a week is no easy burden! i do *not* recommend it.

bwoofday!

ok, ok, so we celebrated a little early this year (i'll be five on April 28th). but see, they got me an ICE CREAM CAKE with my name on it and it would have melted by then, right? i'm not big on forks, so i convinced my roommate to let me lick some vanilla off her finger. proud to say that not even a single drop made it to the carpet. she tried to get a shot of me with vanilla on my snout, but i just couldn't let it sit there dripping, now could i? *SLURP*

graduation!

i did it! i did it! i graduated! a full three minute down/stay!!! *bow* and don't i look dapper in my cap and gown? the whole family was there to cheer me on! wish cousins murphy & bella could have been there too. (and, achem, i really *could* have gotten a *few* more cookies (could always use more cookies. COOKIES!)). even won the award for the best trick AND got a big furry squeeky toy bone. now THAT'S what i'm talking about.

riiiiip.

mmmmmm.....tasty stuffing!