Dang this Elizabethan collar!

Grrrrrr it restricts me from itching my ITCHES!!! Mom and dad can't help but laugh when I scratch and don't manage to FIX the itch. I gotta wear this for a WEEK!

So far, things are going well here. I don't think the cats wanna play with me? :( Boogie, Tiskers and Porkers seem ok, but the others don't come down much...

I would join them upstairs but I can't figure out the stairs well, especially with this CONE!!

Hmph...