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My So Called Puppy Life

What is this place?! What is THAT?!

A couple of days ago, I was minding my own business...I ate my breakfast, used the potty outside, peed on the carpet. You know, the usual. I played with dad a while when, instead of putting me in my kennel, he put me in his truck. Car rides are okay. They still kind of make me queasy, but I was happy to be with my dad! We pulled into a weird parking lot and mommy walked up and took me! Mommy! Hooray! I love my mom. I then got in HER car and we drove for a while. I took a little nap in the front seat, my fav. place.

We got to this weird place...it was almost like my doctor's office, but it was a different one! I got put on this cold table and this weird guy put this circle thing on my chest and listened for a LONG time. His fingers tasted pretty good but he didn't like the fact that I kept chewing on them. Sheesh, don't put them near my mouth! I heard mommy talking to the weird guy and then she kissed me and walked out. WITHOUT ME! Mom! Wait! She forgot me?! Oh goodness! The weird guy took me out of the room through the back to another table. I don't remember what happened next. What I remember next is being handed to my mommy!

Mommy told me that the weird guy said I am sick. There is a problem with my heart, but she says I'm going to be fine and that they're going to take care of me! I love this home and I love my family. I have two human sisters. They're a bit of a pain because they step on my feet constantly and hold toys way too high out of my reach, but I love them.

Mommy said she's going to become an activist. I have no idea what that is. She's currently in cahoots with the company she took me from (thankfully, where I came from was AWFUL!). She said weird things like she's going to file a complaint with the BBB, write a letter to a pattorney general...or maybe that was Attorney General? I don't know. I can't remember. She said she wants to make a difference.

Ooop! Gotta go! I have to go bark at the animal outside!