March 12th 2011 7:05 am
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Last night, very very late, I GOT A BATH!
They say we're gonna have COMPANY for almost a week! My Grandma and Grandpa! We've never met in furson! I'm pretty protective of my family, but Mama is sure I'll warm up to them fast! I love people!
Anybark, Daddy placed me in a warm bath last night and he and Mama scrubbed me to pieces!
I have a secret - don't tell, okay? IT FELT GOOD! I was craning my neck and saying, "You missed a spot! Scrub here! And here! And over here again! My neck is VERY DIRTY!!"
Ahhhhh. Four hands of deliberate scrubbing is DIVINE!!
I get wet, wash up, and rise SUPER quick! I don't have much hair, see. It's a blessing!
Zoom zoom zoom! I feel GREAT! This morning I STILL feel great! Zoom zoom zoom!
March 1st 2011 9:48 am
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Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAMA?!?!?!? She's' just letting these intruders IN THE HOUSE! And SHOWING THEM AROUND!
GRRRRRR! If I could only get out of this crate, I'd make sure you never see the light of day again! GGGRRRRRRRR!!!
THEN Mama tries to FEED US?!? Uh, not hungry, Mama! Seems like more important stuff is goin' on right now! Hello? Did your sense not get out of bed with you this morning?
Mama says they are 'fix it men'. Utility gas peeps. I don't care! No one invades my home without my permission first!
I did lick Mama's egg plate, even though I won't eat my kibble with yogurt and eggs, sunny side up!
The men are gone, but I'm gonna sulk in my crate with my full bowl of food. HOW am I supposed to protect the sanctity of the household if I am locked up?
This doesn't make any sense. :(
February 23rd 2011 11:58 am
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I'm getting Frankie back! Woof woof! I'm SO HAPPY!
He had that poison testosterone and started getting growly toward me and I didn't like it after too long!
We've been physically separated by crates for, uh, three weeks now! We take turns sleeping with the pawrents in the bedroom.
Lately we had been playing mouthy through the crate doors! Mama let us outside together and we RAN and RAN and RAN! Then we played and played and played! It was SO FUN! I was SO HAPPY to get my baby brofur back!
We still can't be inside together because Frank gets that weird look in his eye, but he's all for playing outside!
YAY! This is big progress! We may be okay after all!
Paws crossed!
February 3rd 2011 11:58 am
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Boy did I have a BIG day today!
We each did training stuff before breakfast. Things like sit, down, wait, stay, come, around, roll over.... what else? Find the treat! That's a fun one!
After my post-breakfast nap Mama put my sweater on and we got in the car! Huh? Where we goin'?
We went to PetSmart! We walked around and I was kinda overwhelmed! Mama said it was a warm walk - too cold to walk outside! I would walk with her, then shut down and stand there, walk a little, then shut down. I met a few nice people!
Is it my barkday? Because I got a HEATED BED! Really? Mama says it's because I don't have any warm fur! Hm!
THEN we went to the VET!
I was the BEST BOY EVER. I let the vet look into my ears with this long tube for a long long time! In BOTH my ears! I took treats after that, I deserved it!
My ears look good! A little dirty, but good! I got some pills and ear wash!
Mama was going to take me to ANOTHER pet store, but she thought I was tired and stimulated enuff! I was acting all closed off and drowsy.
As SOON as we got home, I got the ZOOMIES! WOW! After the fact, THAT WAS FUN! I feel special!
Ooooh - new bed in my crate, time for me to check it out! Mama says it's WARM!
February 1st 2011 8:50 am
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I miss my baby brofur, Frank. He got poisoned by the testosterone and now we can't play together.
Mama says that is a very strong drug and makes doggies act CWAZY. Like, totally NOT themselves!
We're kinda like divorced right now. We have 50/50 time in the house. And 50/50 time in the bed at night. Right now I'm out and Frank is crated. Often I miss him! I sit next to his crate and I SNIIIIIIFFFF. Sometimes I whine a little bit.
I miss my playmate! Today I'm crying AND barking at his crate! And I'm sitting in Joey's crate right next to Franks, trying to peek over the board between them!
My little brofur. He's a mess. Last night I growled at Frankie furst when Mama and Daddy tried to leash us to each of them. I'm tired of his big talk! I'm also super-missing my little-big buddy!
January 26th 2011 5:04 pm
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Frankie is a mystery today!
First he left and Mama came home without him. We had fun, eating food and treats and wagging tails and smiling.
Then he came home and he was like DRUGGED or something! He was sleepy and slurring his words! He smelled of the vet! I couldn't get too close, I get excited and might not be gentle enough!
I like poking things that interest me with my big snout! Poke! Poke! Poke poke poke!
Mama says NO POKING for awhile! Frank is fragile!
He growled at me for half a second, but then he fell asleep. Silly Frankie!
We're both hanging out in the office now, Mama says that 'boy juice' that makes him act all tougher than he should be should be wearing out!
Joey says we get some REAL YUMMY treats tomorrow! Really? What for? I'm in! Do I get some too? I do?!?!? Is it tomorrow yet? Wait, I think tomorrow JUST HAPPENED! Did you see it?
January 25th 2011 2:52 pm
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Do I need to be in the witness protection program? Have I woken up somewhere ELSE?
My bestest buddy Frankie has started to challenge me, like in a serious way! He growls because he feels all big and bad, he wants ME to be in the bottom of the pack! Whaaa? Who cares, Frankie? You're the baby, you're the bottom! It's how it goes!
Frank says nope. He thinks because he's BIGGER he should be more important! Silly Frankie, my mouth is WAY bigger than yours!
Mama says he's a teenager and doing erratic unpredictable things now. He's going to have surgery to take away some of his hormone glands. Maybe that will help, oh Mr. Dominant Male - suddenly!
What Frank doesn't know is that I can beat him in a fight with one leg tied behind my back! Err... or one leg GONE! I don't want to do it, fighting is NEVER GOOD. I'm doing good at not giving into his provocations!
I love my buddy Frankie, through better or worse! This too shall pass!
January 24th 2011 4:33 pm
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Mama was lookin' at pictures of me. I kept nudging her, "I'm right here!"
She kept telling me to hold on. Humph. The real thing is better than a picture! What's wrong with my Mama?
Oh. She says the pictures are for my Dogster page.
Well, then, carry on!
There's one of me wearing my bootie on my back foot! Check it out!
January 20th 2011 7:46 am
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Yesterday was the bestest day EVER!
I was a diary pick of the day!
I'd like to thank my Mommy, Daddy, Frankie, Joey, and most of all, the Dogster gods! I felt them smiling on me like the sunshine!
Not only that, but I also got chicken liver in my food, went for a walk, AND got lots of pets and scratches and snuggles!
Can we go back to yesterday? It was SO GREAT!
We just had breakfast and Frank and I are playing together quietly. We share toys! My turn! Back to the grind!
January 11th 2011 6:05 am
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Sometimes almost is good enuff!
Like, when the egg yolks break but they're still runny and yummy, that's good enuff!
Sometimes I am almost lying down (a.k.a. sitting) and I'm already falling asleep!
Sometimes almost is good enuff!
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