It's a Dog's Life!

Dear Diary,
So tired after a long day of eating, barking, and sleeping. The neighbors are driving me nuts! Yes, I'm talking about those annoying Jack Russels that live across the street. They keep walking past my bedroom window, and my human got a thing that when I bark it makes a really loud high-pitched sound! But really, how can I not bark at them!!! Ugh, ready for a nap... sniff ya later!
-Muddee