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My little private life (not known to human beings)

Good bye...

Charcoal has passed away peacefully on 5 June 2012.

diet

mummy wants me to go on diet. cos i am 9kg! i am supposed to be about 7 kg, but it's only 2 kg overweight. what's the big deal? mummy is more overweight than i am! well, mummy always believe that we share the same fate. if i grow fat, she will too. i think it's the other way round.

so now i am allowed 10 tiny buns and 1 cookie a day. hello? that used to be like 10 % of what i have a day! mummy even forbid anyone in the family to give me more. >_< thank god for grandma, she always sneak some bread fro me. that' a well kept secret between the both of us. teeheehee

Super Charcoal Baby vs The Ear Cleaning Monster!!!!

what a lazy afternoon... i just laze around on my favourite sofa, watching Animal Planet...Those stupid animals trying to do all kinds of stupid tricks to make the humans happy and gain marks. pah! I won't do such a thing!

Hye! I thought I hear some plastic bag rustling sound! Must be it! Mummy's bringing me some good stuff. I'd better run and make some cute face, so that she will give me more!

When i reached there, to my horror, Mummy didn't take any treat, but she's bringing out that nasty ear cleaning kit!!!! Oh no, I must run!

Mummy's screamed,"Charcoal!" Ha! Who is she trying to kid? I ran under the sofa, hiding. Slowly i saw mummy start changing.... Her fingers became so sharp like tweezers! Horns coming out from her head! Oh no! She has turned into ... THE EAR CLEANING MOSTER!!!

Fast as a gust of fart, I turned into Super Charcoal Baby! Putting on my goggles and cape, I am now the super hero! I growled," Come and get me, you monster! I will give it all I got!" *Growl!!!!*

The Ear Cleaning moster refused to give up. She dragged me out from the sofa. I struggled and shouted," You, monster, let go of my hand, I say! I've got teeth!" Gosh! that monster is really trying her luck! Not only she didn't back off, she pressed my paws down and I CAN SEE HER TWEEZER HANDS COMING TOWARDS MY EARS!!!!

Like any super hero, I struggled. Remember! The good always wins. I'll beat you to a pulp! I struggled and that monster remains undetered! We fought! Her tweezer fingers keep plucking my ears' hair. OUCH!!! There she goes again! Aurghs! Bug off, you fiend. You know who you are dealing with??? *SMACK!* What???? How dare you slap my bum!!!??? I will put a fight with you!!!!

Oh no!!! She dripping poison inot my ears. And she nipped my ears and massage......Ahhhhh... This is good.... so comfy... I cannot resist that monster anymore. She is too good at her .... evil ways... help.....

After I became totally defenceless over that massaging skill, she let go. I managed to struggle to stand up and shake my ears. That monster packed up her gears and go. I kept barking at that fiend,"Hey! Where you think you are going? Come! Let's fight!"

Then she came out from the room. Oh... What did I see in her hands??? A Big Dingo Bone with ham! The monster has turned back into my sweetest mummy...

I also removed my Super Charcoal Baby suit and walked up to her...Sitting on her lap...Enjoying my bone....*BURP!* excuse me...