Me Ginger

Geez, I'm adorable

February 16th 2005 6:39 pm
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I live in a nice little house with my mommy, daddy, my human brother Jake and That Elvis. Elvis is my dog-brother, he doesn't like me too much, he thinks I'm stupid. But I don't mind, I get lots of love and my humans pet me and talk to me all the time. He just goes and sleeps...so more tummy rubs for me! Yipee!

My daddy loves me most of all. When he comes home I run around looking for my squeaky toy so he can play with me. He laughs and rubs my belly.

Daddy & me have great connection he can channel my thoughts! When he does, I have high-pitched lisp of a voice kinda a cross between Miss Dipesto of Moonlighting and Olive Oil. He doesn't seem to be able to reach deep down in my brain and find all the deep thoughts I think, but he seems to get the basics down just fine.

Last night I was trying to charm mommy into giving me more treats, but she didn't figure it out. But daddy sure did, he got right into my brain and put those thoughts of mine into words! That guy's amazing!

"Me hungry, more food,......I'm wasting away here" followed by a deep sigh, for drama.

Daddy laughed and rubbed my belly, it was a good start but not quite was I was hoping for.

"Really very hungry, look at me I'm skin and bones!"

Now mommy and daddy laugh as I roll on to my back and snort, they said I sound and look like a pig. Now that's just mean, so the vet said I need to loose a few pounds, what does he know...I'm just big-boned.

Well, maybe a new poem will help, mommy gets a real chuckle out of them:

My Daddy loves me yes he does
My Daddy loves me yes he does
My Daddy feed me now
So I can be as big as a cow

Geez, I'm adorable.

 
 

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