Some friend she was...

Annie, the cat next door, was my best friend. Now she never comes to see me anymore. Is it too cold for her? I have to go outside to go potty in any weather. She can tough it out and come visit me. It makes me want to cry that the only friends I have are human. I loved Annie. ANNIE COME BACK!

My boyfriend left and I want him back!

Dave left for Iraq. Last time he picked me up, I got so excited, I peed on him. My old nickname came back to haunt me. "Whizzer." Amber's been calling me that every time she sees me. *whimper* I can't control it Amber or mommy! Dave don't be mad at me! I didn't meant to pee on you a week before you left for Iraq! Don't stay there just cuz you're mad at me... come home! Well... guess you'll have to be gone a year... but I sure will miss ya!

Woof woof!