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March 10th 2012 9:22 pm
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I went to the vet today and I got COLD!!!!

All I needed was my bordatella shot, and Mama said I didn't need vet sedation for that!

But when we got there, I got COLD! BBBBRRRRRRRRR!

I was shaking from ears to tail! Every hair on my body was vibrating!

Did you know that shivering PRODUCES HEAT?!?

Yeah. That's what I was doing! Producing heat!

They made me wear a muzzle, because shivering dogs can be UNPREDICTABLE!

I think they're afraid we'll steal their sweaters!!!

After the vet Mama made it up to me and took me to Lowe's!!! It was FUN! I met PEOPLE! And they LOVED ME! I got TREATS too!

When are we going back to Lowe's???


I need a soft surface!

February 26th 2012 4:37 pm
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I need soft things to sleep on! At home I have a people bed, couches, and LOTS AND LOTS of dog beds!

At daycare it was nap time and I didn't have anything soft to lie on! I was sad. :(

LUCKILY there was a bed RIGHT NEXT to my crate! I put on my thinking cap and I managed to NIBBLE on the bed and PULL IT IN THROUGH THE BARS!

Then I fluffed it and laid down for a nap!

The daycare peeps thought I was SOOO clever!

Mama felt sad and sent me with a fluffy nap pad to lie on from now on.




February 2nd 2012 6:03 pm
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I saw the WEIRDEST dog today while on a walk with Mommy and Joey!

She was REALLY TALL and had a BIG body but SKINNY LONG legs! She had a LONG neck and BIG ears! She had kind of a SMALL mouth and nose! She had a TEENY TINY tail! She had BIG DARK eyes!

She bounced, too! It was like she had SPRINGS on her feet!!! It was AMAZING!

Mama said her name was 'Dear'.

I wanted to play! Let's run around! But Mama said no, she was jealous! She said if I left her it would be very bad!

Oh, Mama, you need to learn how to be SPONTANEOUS! LIVE a little!

Why does she hafta be so RIGID? Hm. I'm gonna have to work on her! Dear isn't on a leash!


I went to the HOSPITAL!!!

January 30th 2012 7:11 pm
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I went to the PEOPLE HOSPITAL!!!

Mama had to swing by work and she didn't wanna go! I said, "Take me, Mama! I'll make it fun!"

And she did!


Those elevators FREAKED ME OUT! The floor was MOVING!!! I was half sitting half crouching!!!

THEN I met PEOPLE! I said, "HI! I'M FRANK!"

I wagged my tail and wagged my body and was very nice! Then Mama told me to sit, and I DID!

There were neat smells! Weird smells! And Mama's shoes smell like the floor there! So THAT'S where she goes!

Mama said I might be a therapy dog after all! I did see one lady in a bed but I wasn't sure about the bed. We can practice on that! BOL!

I love doing new things! It makes me HAPPY!


Ears schmeers!

January 23rd 2012 12:04 pm
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I went to the vet! Daddy thought my OTHER, ONLY remaining bottom canine tooth was in trouble! That's because I BITE on stuff and whine like a little girly sometimes!

The vet said my mouth looked good, but my ears were SOOOOOO dirty! She said I had a HAIRBALL RIGHT NEXT TO MY EAR DRUM ON THE RIGHT!

What am I, a CAT now??? The furball was TOO DEEP for the vet to fetch! She said Mama and Daddy MUST wash my ears with special ear wash!


But I love Mama and Daddy!

They said just to make it fair, ALL DOGS IN THE HOUSE have to get their ears hosed with earwash!

Even though I HATE having my ears hosed and rubbed, I think I feel a little better!


Daddy's Home! Happy happy new year!

January 1st 2012 5:40 pm
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Daddy's home!

That's another MAN in the house! MEN RULE!!!

The tally now is 4 men to 3 women, but one of those is a cat and everyone knows SHE REALLY DOESN'T COUNT! BOL!

I have all these NEW THINGS to show Daddy! I'm a little different! I'll sit and let you PET me! I'm a TINY BIT calmer! I want to SNUGGLE sometimes!

I'm still the BEST ball player ever!

I'm pretty skinny - Daddy has already resolved to fatten me up! I was getting TOO SKINNY!!!

Mama said the vet said I shouldn't get any bigger. That doesn't mean you can COUNT MY RIBS from across the room, Mama!! Sheesh!

Good thing Daddy came home before PITA saw me!

It's going to be a good year! I can feel it!

We've been SO BUSY just trying to SURVIVE while Daddy has been gone! Plus the computer was BROKEN!

How DID we survive???? I don't know! Let's play, Daddy!


I'm a big boy!

August 3rd 2011 6:52 pm
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I'm a big boy! I go to daycare sometimes! I meet dogs and people and they pet me too!

It's pretty fun!!

I'm like a man of the house! Daddy has gone to WAR and now me and Buddha are in charge! If Joey says that's okay, anywhoo...

I miss my Daddy! I wish he would hurry home! I'm going to get Mama to mail him BIG pictures of ME for his WALL! I could brighten anyone's day!

Time to do 'man stuff' with Buddha! I think we'll chew on bones and pretend they are REAL and LIVE and FOOD! We're WILD DOGS! Makin' ends meet!


Little baby handsome

July 26th 2011 3:14 pm
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We went to Petco to get me some WELL DESERVED TREATS after that vet visit!! Mama had PROMISED!

She got me THIRTY cow hoofs! Oh, wait, I gotta share with Joey and Buddha, so TEN for me, at least!

Mama has made us this GOURMET summertime treat - canned dog food stuffed in the cow hoofs and FROZEN! NOM NOM! It's SO GOOD!

Anywhoo, TWO peeps came to see JUST ME in the store because they said I was SOOOO HANDSOME.

I thought that was kinda weird.

The second peeps were enthusiastic and did baby talk - okay! I can relate to that! 'Cause I'm a little handsome baby!

A 98 pound baby, but still! Little bitty for 98 pounds!

I'm growin' up too. Mama says so. I have to stop eating puppy portions of food. NOW I have to eat GROWN UP portions of food!

Does that mean I can do what I want now? Mama says no. It's just so I don't get tubby.

What a big world out there!!!


Shakin' like a leaf!

July 26th 2011 3:10 pm
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That's what I did when I went to the vet yesterday!

Usually I have to be sedated to go to the vet because I get REAL SCARED! And FREAK OUT!!!

Last time Mama thought I acted normal even though I was sedated and I fell asleep when we got home. She thought I wouldn't need to be sedated for some vaccinations!

We got there and I was like, "Okay."

But THEN I was like, "Wait a minute, this is SCARY!!!"

I was trembling! Shakin' like a leaf! Mama had to put a muzzle on me 'cause the vet thought I might go MAD! Good thing I didn't! I just kinda froze!

It took FUREVER to leave, but we finally did! I saw a kitty when Mama was playing and I get FUROCIOUS! GRRRRRR! I will EAT YOU!

The kitty ran away.

Mama said that's funny, 'cause we're GETTING a kitty on WEDNESDAY!



So much to say!

July 21st 2011 8:43 pm
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I have so much to say!













Mama says bedtime now. BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT SQUIRREL???

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