July 10th 2011 8:29 pm
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I was bored today while sitting in my GINORMOUS crate.
Then my tummy hurt! Owie! Then I had to poopie! Right then! Right there! So I did what I had to do! I pooped!
IN MY CRATE!
It was liquid, like water! Water is FUN! I splished and splashed and got poopie EFFURRYWHERE! On the floor! The walls! My bed and bars!
I EVEN tried to use diarrhea as HAIR GEL!
AND it smells just like me!!
Mama says we have to go for a walk now. Then something about standing on my leash and something about the hose and shampoo... hm.
A walk? YES! I want to go for a walk! Let's go!
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If using your poop as a hair gel means you have to get a bath afterwards, I think I'll pass, Dude. Hope your tummy feels better now.
Hope you are feeling better ! Lucas is having the same "liquid" moments.. has to be the weather !
What a great invention - poop hair jel - I think I will try that.
Hmmmm poop hair gel?? Sounds very interesting indeed. I'm sure I would like it but Mom I'm certain will have another opinion. She's such a downer. Thanks for the great tip though, I may try it out when Mom's not looking.
OMD!!! I hadta get my heinie shaveded when I used too much hair gels, Frank! On account of my tummy trubbles, I get lotsa showerses, so it are hard to keep up with the fancy hair styles, but I do my best. I hope your tummy are all better now.