March 12th 2011 7:14 am
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I must have revenge!!
Last night I hopped in the bathtub and Mama and Daddy KEPT me there! I love water, but I HATE HATE HATE being restrained, contained, anything like that!
They scrubbed me and realized I am like a ducky! So much fur, hard to get wet, and long to rinse!
I had had about enough and told them so! They said I had to be rinsed or I'd be sorry! No one wants to be soapy! It would itch!
When it was all over I was sure, I must get revenge!!
Furst, I dug a hole in Mama and Daddy's fancy bottom sheet. SCORE! Second, I laid in Daddy's spot on the bed and got it nice and WET for when he went to bed!
THEN I started grabbing stuff and taking it into the yard! Fun!
On top of this, this morning Mama FURMINATED me. There was SO MUCH fur! I'm afraid I'll FREEZE now! I have a secret hidden sooper-dooper undercoat!!! How will I survive without it??
Oh, it's not gone. Mama said we'll work on it more and more.
Mama also says I'm more aerodynamic now that I'm clean and brushed. Really? Hmmm. Let's play ball and see!!!
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Good ideas for plotting my own "after bath" revenge!
Baw haw haw!!
way to go with your revenge....
Sounds like you got some more revenge!