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Too big for my britches!

January 25th 2011 2:44 pm
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Mama says I'm too big for my britches! Because of this I have to get neutered! We all knew it would happen sooner or later... but this is kinda sudden!

First I got all barky. That was okay. Mama was willing to put up with that. She says I'm going through poo-ber-tea, whatever that is! It must be a vocal thing.

Anywhoo, I've started feeling like maybe I shouldn't be the BOTTOM of this pack anymore! Why is Buddha above me in rank when he's littler? That's not right!

I still love and play with him, but a few times a day I get serious and GGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOWWWWLLL at him. Mama says I'm a big dummy for picking fights with Buddha! He's a pibble! Daddy had to pull us apart this morning because Buddha called my bluff! He even got a bloody hand! Ooooo! Bad! Very bad!!

I think I can be higher in this pecking order than him! I'm BIGGER! Mama says my mouth isn't.... Mama says TOO MUCH HORMONES. So we're doin' away with them! Okay!

I get special treats after my surgery, so I'm okay with it! I hear I'll get some beef heart and fishie/egg pancakes! Am I home yet?

Mama says she's gonna try to keep my organs that I get removed. Something about putting them on the mantle. Tee-hee-hee! I love you too, Mama!

Think of me! Big boy surgery and treats to follow!


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Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 3:05 pm

Oh Frank, I've been there.

No worries, you won't miss them at all.
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 4:19 pm

Mmm... beef heart and fishie / egg pancakes?! OMD... *drool* Good luck on your surgery, big boy!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 5:18 pm

Sigh.. happens to the best of us..... some things are best gone !
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 6:40 pm

Make sure it is really beef heart and fishie egg pancakes is really beef heart and fish worms. Not what is supposed to be up on the mantle. BOL
Good luck, hang in there
Barked by: Chester (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 8:49 pm

Balls are overrated, unless they're for chasing! I don't miss mine at all and they came off when I was just a wee pup. I'm still a studly dude!

Prof. Chester
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2011 at 12:03 am

Hmmm, those treats sound worth it!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2011 at 3:18 am

you will be so better off without them, mine were gone when I was 6mons I'm 12yrs

Good Luck!
Barked by: Atley (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2011 at 9:28 am

I was so little when I had that surgery, I don't even remember having my boys! You'll be better off without them. After all, you don't want to be mad at your brother or put your papa in the position where he has to get between you and get hurt!

It'll all be better soon!

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