August 15th 2010 11:48 am
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Me and Daddy, we’re MEN. I like to hang out and play with Daddy because we do MAN STUFF. We even sleep together on the bed, we call our half the ‘Man Corner’. Well, Daddy gets the Man Half, and I get a corner, so it’s my MAN CORNER. Because I’m a MAN.
When I get weighed only Daddy picks me up to do it. That’s because it takes a MAN to pick up a MAN like me! I’m almost 50 pounds, I’ll have to ask Daddy to weigh me on the MAN scale soon to see!
We like to play rough and tumble, I like to outrun everyone with toys! I fetch when I want, because that's what MEN do. I try to look tough and stoic, but then my darn gums start itching again! Darn big boy teeth keep coming in! That also makes me look like a BIG MAN. I have MAN teeth on the top and bottom between my baby canines in my new MAN mouth.
My ears have officially come up! Mama says it doesn’t matter if they do or not, but because they’re up I feel more like a MAN. I have facial expressions of a MAN. I can look serious, concerned, aloof, playful, intrigued, and content. Those are my MAN expressions.
I have MAN feet. They are big! Now that I’m eating chicken necks I feel even MORE like a BIG MAN! Only big MAN dogs get to eat raw chicken necks! I’m a hunter! A MAN hunter!
Daddy is working night shift for a week or so, so I have to go nap in the daytime with him! We’ll be in the MAN CORNER of the bed if you need us!
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Whaaat a Maaan!
Welcome to manhood Frank ;) 50lbs?! You weigh more then me!!
BOL Frank! your still a pup!