July 25th 2010 11:47 am
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OMD! I think my Mama is tryin’ to KILL ME! No, REALLY! After dinner every night she gives me a treat (buttering me up!!!), then she FORCES my mouth open and sticks her FINGERS WAAAAAY in the back, tryin’ to choke me! WTD, Mama?
I try and try and try to keep my jaws closed, but I’m no match for Mama. When she opens my mouth I’m afraid and I cry like a little puppy! I’m just a baby! Don’t hurt the baby!
As soon as it starts, it’s over. Then she gives me another treat. What is that, an “I’m sorry” treat? I wanted to kill you but changed my mind after I started? And for some reason it’s always after dinner!
Mama does it to Joey first, but Joey doesn’t mind. She must like Mama’s fingers in the back of her throat. ICK! I’m sensitive! I’m GROWING and DELICATE! For goodness sake. I don’t know why this is happening, but I sure hope it stops soon!
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Ack!!! Poor Frank! ;o)