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Fixed

Ok I got a complaint here. What ever they "fixed on me" hurts really bad. it all started by getting out of bed much earlier than normal and then my dad took me on a long car ride (maybe thats where they go every morning?). After the car ride we just sat inthe car. So I started to whine just a little and dad took me for a walk aroound this building with all kinds of great smells. then we sat on bench for a while and all kinds of other dogs started showing up. Man they were annoying all kinds of barking and yelping. I just just sat there and watched everybody. Apparently thats "being a good girl"

After sitting for a while a big car called "the neuter scotter" showed up and we got a walked over there with the other dogs. While standing in front of the big car I slipped oput of my collar a couple of times just to remind dad who's in charge. then we got to talk to a nice guy in the car, and picked me up and dad said bye. I got poked and examed and stuck with a needle, not very much fun. It all made me very sleepy.

When I woke my tummy hurt and I was in a cage. But I'm a brave girl so I just watched everybody. There were a bunch of dogs in the other cages. Then the nice guy who picked me up came and got me and dad was waiting outside for me. we got in the car and went back home. all the while he kept telling me what a "good girl" I am. If this is what being a good girl gets you, then I want no part of it.

Golf balls rock, I wish Dad would quit taking them out of his shoes I am hiding them in there for a reason.

They also keep talking about me getting fixed, I wasn't aware I was broken. Well whatever is wrong with me gets fixed next saturday.