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revenge of the lamp shades

O.K. Here's a quick little tip for any other puppies out there who are subjected to "THE LAMP SHADE" and all the tummy fur stealing that seems to come with it. If you have snow where you live (you know, that white stuff that's so much fun to play in?) If you push your lamp shade down real hard while you're running , it will dig into the snow.then you just have to lift your head up REAL FAST and your lamp shade will work like a shovel and you can throw the snow any where you want to,such as AT DAD!!!! just a LITTLE payback for the whole lamp shade ordeal. by the way....with a little practice a straight in the face with the snow shot is not that hard to do,and just a reminder to puppies everywhere, NOT ALL SNOW IS WHITE..hee hee hee heee .

lamp shade

oh boy, today was really different. It actually started yesterday,My mom dropped me off at Dr. kelly and I thought "what the heck did I do wrong"she just left me there, at first I thought she just forgot me,but she didn't come back,then dr. kelly stuck one of those pointy things in me and I don't really remember much after that because I got REALLY sleepy so I took a nap.But when I woke up,my tummy hurted,and boy did it itch!when I was tonue scratching it I noticed something kind of odd,SOME BODY STOLE MY TUMMY FUR! Now what kind of mean person steals a puppies tummy fur in the middle of winter? It's not bad enough that it's cold out,but god built my tummy just a little to close to the ground when that white stuff is out there.anyway back to the itchy part I did find some cool new toys down there,4 little pieces of string.and it's really neat when I pull on them because it makes my tummy tickle, atleast it did till they came out in my mouth.dr. kellys helpers jen and kelly said I wasn't suposed to do that and they put a lamp shade on my head.Now I can't even SEE my tummy let alone scratch it,I bet you they are the ones who stole my tummy fur and they just think if I can't see it I won't know it.I was trying to look for my fur so I could get it back but dad must have noticed that mom forgot me because he came in and took me home.I tryed to tell him about the missing fur but I just settled for licking daddies face untill he laughed real hard,(I like making daddy laugh, he always kisses me when I tickle him)So I guess I won't get my fur back today,but when I go back to get this crazy lamp shade off those girls better be a little bit sneakier, because I"m gonna be keeping an eye on the rest of my tummy fur.

listen up

ok humans here's how it is... #1I eat whenever,where ever,and what ever I want.(a litter box is salad bar to me) #2 I can nibble ,lick ,kiss ,and scratch any and all parts of you any time I want(including the face) #3you will play with me at all times(you are here by on duty 24/7) #4 you will gladly cleanup any messes I happen to leave behind (and there WILL be plenty) #5 yes...I am just to cute. #6 you are here for my entertainment and all these other dogs will just have to wait.(get comfy boys it's gonna be a while) #7 if it's food.. it must be mine so don't even bother putting it on your plate.(toss it down here,we'll cut out the middle man) #8 If I flop over my back that's your cue to rub my belly for as long as I want(don't even say no,...it's gonna happen.) #9 you must always love me unconditionaly. #10 because that the love I will ALWAYS give to you.