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little fake

fooled ya

ha ha I sure fooled them,all I had to do was sit in the corner and act like I was scared and they brought me home.they think they were protecting me,but I sure fooled them I'm not affraid of anything,except maybe sitting still,I tried it once didn't really like it.it's boring,do you have any idea how hard it is to chew up a shoe if your sitting on the couch being good?NOT gonna happen.and why on earth would a crazy human come along behind me with a carpet cleaner everytime I mark my spot?I'll just have to mark it again.and don't you think when they put me in my nice clean room at night,and it's a total mess when they let me out in the morning,that the reason I'm always sitting there so cute and innocent is because I know they will never suspect me.and that little cat toy misunderstanding,I'm a dog,WHY would I possibly want to rip a cat toy to shreads?yep I have an explination for everything,and the innocent face to fool them ,there's no way they will ever catch on......hey you don't think they know how to read do you???