July 11th 2011 5:24 pm
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Hey, I think Mom and the others have forgotten me over here in prison!!! I have been here forever and Mom isn't taking me home yet!
Yesterday she put me in with Piper and I was trying really hard to get him to breed me so Mom took me out and put me back in the kennel. Then, she looked at the calendar and said I have to stay here for another WHOLE WEEK!!!
Mom said I can blame it on Riley. He is the only one at home that still has his balls, and I don't mean the little colored ones with the face on them!!! Actually, both the Frenchie boys have theirs, too, but Mom doesn't put me out with them anyway. Riley is a problem cuz he can climb out or dig under or levitate thru all the fences we have here!!! Even when he is over here at the kennel he just climbs out of the expens or climbs over the chain link kennels. Mom HATES that cuz she is afraid he is going to break a leg or something worse.
Speaking of the little colored balls with the face on them... I am sure missing playing with them. Mom gave me one over here but what is the fun of them if I don't have anyone to play keep away with???
In fact, I don't have ANYONE to play with, at all!!! Mom says even though Piper is neutered, it doesn't look very good at a boarding kennel to have a poodle trying to breed a crested or any dog, for that matter!!
Mom is such a fuddy duddy!!!
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Hope ya gets outta the hoosegow soon? Want me to bake ya a cake with a file in it??
Well, since Riley is the one to blame why don't you suggest your mom to put Riley in prison for an early release of you!