October 4th 2010 4:49 pm
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I guess I should have known this one was coming!!! After all that rain and resulting mud and the fact that I am a dirt magnet made me looking pretty nasty. Oh yeah, there was also the problem with all those sticky seeds that were down in the lab yard. Hey, why couldn't I be hairless, too???
Anyway, Mom came over and got me this afternoon. She spent hours getting all my matts out. My hair is changing from puppy coat to adult coat and all that puppy coat gets really matted up. Sooo, finally it was brushed out and I hopped into the tub. Well, Mom has this new whitening shampoo for us. It supposedly even has some kind of bleach in it. I dunno about that, but it sure smelled BAD!!! And, it made my hair all dry feeling so Mom plastered cream rinse all over me, which meant the bath took twice as long. Then, she put me up on the grooming table again and blasted me with that stupid force dryer. I do not like that thing, especially if I am on the table. It can blow me right off the table if I don't hold on for dear life. If Mom uses it in the tub at least I just get blown up against the sides of the tub. It is LETHAL when I'm on the table!
Finally, all the hair was dry and the little dryer knots were combed out. I think I am super beautiful but Mom said my feet and legs and tail were still stained from all that mud. I sure hope she doesn't get any ideas about making me stay inside so I don't get muddy!!! Hey, pretty soon it will snow and snow is white so my legs and feet and tail will all turn white, right???