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it's not easy being a designer dog.... oh wait, yes it is!

Kill the Jogger, Killer the Bicyclist

Today was a good day. First, the taller one stayed up all night, so when the shorter one left for work I got to crash in the bed with him all day, as he was too sleepy to notice, moreless kick me out. Later we all decided to go to the park. the taller one (TL) was jogging me, and the Shorter One (SO) was on a bike, tall bicycle. She whizzed by and taunted me, "Dolce, I'm beating you, I'm beating you, nahnahnahnah." So I made TO sprint to try and catch up, but four or five blocks later he burst a blood vessel in his lungs and let go of me. Then it turned out that SO was scared of giant animals rushing up behind her...she's not so good on a bike, frankly. Then we played all the usual park games, poop far from the trash can, stop and sniff every bush, try and eat the little yip yip dogs, get leashes wrapped around things, and so on. Then when we got home TO & SO tried to do ab-lifts and I bite their legs. It was a good day.

this is what i do with my days

so the other day, i was sitting around, minding my own business and feeling gassy. i felt the need to relieve a little pressure, so i let one slip out, and something squeek-gurgled behind me! i got up right away and turned around, but the perpetrator had left. and then i left the room, because, frankly, it didn't smell so good in there anymore.

this happens to me every now and then. i wonder if my family got another animal. something small that likes to taunt me when i'm bloated. does this happen to anyone else?

my first day online

well well. i always thought i was a person. everyone around me kept telling me that i was a dog, but i eat people food, i sleep in a people bed, and now i do people things... like have a home page. i feel that this is the online equivalent of peeing on something. i'm making my mark! the world is mine!