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Barks of the Day.

Peggy has a big butt

and she sat on me for most of the 3 hour journey to Glamis! She takes up more than half the back seat and it is not fair. I keep telling her but Mum says that growling is rude and tells Peg to move but as soon as she turns her head Pegs big butt is sitting over MY Half of the back seat again.....

Glamis is lots of fun. I got a good chance to stretch my legs. I can run and run and run here up and down the Dunes. I know why my Dad loves to ride his bike here. There are lots of interesting smells. Smells of beer, smells of burgers, smells of more beer...... Mum says that these people who leave their trash here are bad. It is worse than pooping without scooping.... The weekend it over too soon...and we had to go home... I wonder when we can go back again.

Sucks to be me!

I have had a haircut. I am naked and look as dumb as my sister is. It was not one of those fancy day at the spa haircuts either. It was a home job..... lets just say I could join the marines with this close a shave. The worst part is some of my hair is longer. Mum says it is because I am such a fidget and blowing coat that it is uneven. Well at least I did not get blood drawn by the scissors.

Barks

Only time for a few barks today because I had to come inside as it is going to rain. We are not allowed to play in the rain. It makes too much mess....

Today I barked at a big Walmart truck. It barked back when it stopped at the traffic light.

I also barked at a small car. It farted out a big puff of black stinky smoke. Doesn't their mommy tell them it is bad to smoke.