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A Wookiee's Life

What da HECK is going on here?!!

A couple of weeks ago this little guy moves into the house. At first he's all scared and stuff...I mean...he's shaking in his fur scared! I wasn't even allowed to sniff him he was so scared. But all of a sudden, this little guy, (I think they call him Mister P) he's been jumping on me and attacking me. He's even been eating my food and sleeping in my bed!!!!

Someone tell me what the heck is going on! Mommy and Daddy say that he's my little brother. But I never asked for a little brother. Where did he come from and why's he here??!! I don't wanna share my stuff with anyone. Not even a stinky little brother. They're all mine. MINE MINE MIIIIIINE!

I've been trying to stop him from taking my stuff too. But he's been biting me in the face and he grabs my fur and pulls. It really hurts so I just give him a face full of paw and he scrambles away. But 2 seconds later the little sucker is back chomping down at my fur again. Someone tell me how I can get rid of him?? I don't want a little brother!! I don't want him!! NOOOOOOooooooo!!

Hi, I'm Strawberry Shortcake.....NOT!

Look at what mommy's got me sleeping in!!! Just look at it. It's a freaking fruit!? Can you believe that? I think she lost her marbles when she went out with daddy this weekend. They were gone all day and I had nothing to do but sit in the dark and hope for someone to come up and play with me. Then when they finally came home they bring me this crazy strawberry hut. And if that wasn't bad enough...she bought me clothes too!!! I haaaaaate clothes!! It makes my fur feel all icky and stuff. She bought me an orange sweater (way too girly I think) and a pilot's jacket. The pilot's jacket is pretty cool I guess (you can see a pic of me wearing it up top) but I still think I look pretty dorky in all this stuff. =T Why does mommy insist on dressing me up all the time. I feel like an idiot. The other dogs probably think I'm the biggest loser!

Bahhhh....anyways...I heard mommy saying how stuff was on sale cuz it's getting warmer out. That means I get to go out more soon. Yay! Outside is so wierd...so many noises and smells. I haven't even made it past my neighbors house with all the sniffing I need to do. Alot of times mommy gets tired of waiting for me and picks me up so I can move further down the block. Doh! That just means I need to start all over again from our front door.

O wells....I guess it beats staying inside by myself all day. Mommy and daddy are always so busy. I only get to see them at nite and on the weekends. *sigh* I wish they didn't have to work so hard. But I did hear mommy say that daddy was coming to live with us all the time starting at the end the month. So hopefully I'll be able to sleep on his big belly every nite then. =)

Where did my fur go?

Yesterday morning mommy put on my sweater and took me out in the freezing cold. I was barely awake at the time and it was SSOOOOOO cold outside. I had no idea where I was going until she let me out of the carrier at the vet's office.
I was there for my first haircut. Mommy dropped me off for the day and promised to pick me up when I was done.

While I was there I got a bath, which was kinda scary, and then the lady with the buzzing thing came over and started cutting off my fur. I saw it come off in chunks! I was scared at first but eventually I got use to it. After that was done they let me pick my own chew toy and I got to play with that for a while. I was so tired from getting up in the morning that I fell asleep on the banana squeaky toy I was playing with. I guess they must've thought I really liked it cuz they let me take it home with me too! =)

I guess getting a haircut isn't so bad. I'm still kinda scared but I'll get use to it. I'm gonna be a big dog soon and then I won't be scared of anything. Hehehe...at least that's what my mommy tells me.

Okie....back to playing with Cashew. If I don't keep him on his toes he kinda gets lazy. ; )