February 1st 2010 2:49 pm
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My first diary! What's a diary? My mom says I'm drop-dead gorgeous, but my elevator doesn't go all the way to the top and I'm a fork short of a place setting. I think that means that I'm not the brightest, but that's OK 'cuz I'm a real lover. If you'll scratch my back, I'll just melt. If you pet my head, I'll melt. In fact, I kind of melt any time I'm touched - as long as it's a good touch. This is gonna be fun!!