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Aaah life...

According to Dogster's dog test, my person is a Jack Russel at heart.

Wuf From Widget!

Hi there! If I sit up like a gopher and cock my head to one side, will you feed me? I didn't think so---but if you had a human, I bet I could teach it to feed you on command. Humans are sooo trainable. If you don't have one, you should get one. I have a 27 year old female and I taught her to perform some very useful tricks. When I twirl around by the door, she makes it open! And if I stare at her long enough, she'll feed me! Her name is Michele--Oh, don't worry, she won't bite. I have trained her to be very dog-friendly. When we aren't home, I try to keep her well socialized by taking her to a petstore where she cuts dog hair (but not before mine, of course). She is so good at giving furcuts, I don't have to hunt for food--she grooms dogs by day, and brings biscuts home by night. Who could ask for a better pet? Aah yes, I am waited on nose and paw. And now that I am on Dogster, it would really make my tail wag to tell you about our days together and the dogs she grooms. I will paws for now for a kibble break and write some more later. Thanks for visiting my page -- Give me a woof!